Some Days...
...it just does NOT pay to get out of bed.
Exemplifying this today is Dame Bozes Co Palesti, one of the highest ranking members of the Rose Order of Knights....
"My orders were as follows: to oversee the full mobilization of the Rose order of Knights and proceed via forced march to rendezvous in Italica with the detachment you had led to reconnoiter the probable area of operations. The overall mission of unit Rose was to be reconnaissance in force of the national cultural heritage site Arnus Hill, which has been taken by an invading force of unknown nationality. This force had defeated two Imperial and five tributary armies with astonishing alacrity and suffered no apparent losses. These facts made the proposed reece mission of paramount importance in assembling some effective defense of our nation. Additionally, the gravity of the situation indicated that we be marching in a state of tactical readiness and be prepared to engage any hostile forces we might encounter.
AS PER THE TACTICAL AND STRATEGIC SITUATION AS WELL AS MY LAWFUL ORDERS: Yesterday at approximately 15:00 we encountered a small enemy recon force using transport equipment vastly more capable than our own. Despite the danger, my troops obeyed my order to approach without protest. The enemy unit (which did not seem to possess any archers or spear carriers) did not engage, but rather sent out a single soldier, possibly to parlay. I assumed that we had encountered an isolated reconnaissance or foraging unit. Given our army's previous reversals with this enemy this was a rare opportunity and to pass it up would have been, in my opinion, to demonstrate criminal negligence. Thus, I gave the order to engage them with the hopes of collecting intelligence and possibly prisoners. The enemy retreated from the field with my soldiers in hot pursuit, but their...conveyances...possessed preternatural speed and the bulk of the enemy unit escaped. However, Dame Kalgi managed to capture one prisoner, who we interrogated and brought to you with the greatest possible dispatch. I felt this could very well be a development of paramount importance.
I should add that whatever actions are brought against me, throughout this movement our entire unit comported themselves in accordance with the finest traditions of the Knights of the Empire and deserve commendation and not condemnation for their performance during, what was, their baptism by fire.
Now, I mean no disrespect whatsoever to your highness, but can you PLEASE clarify what, exactly I did, or ordered those under my command to do, that was in any way a violation of my general orders, my lawful standing orders or was otherwise so wrong that you just embedded your chalice in my cranium."
I paraphrase somewhat, but it's hard not to sympathize with Dame Palesti's plight in the opening scene of Episode 7 of GATE. After all, no one bothered to text her that there was now a peace treaty. I mean, nobody yelled at Andrew Jackson.
This was another good episode which despite some silliness remained clever and intelligent. This episode changes the direction of several characters quite markedly, We also find out a few additional things about the other world...
Amongst the more important facts revealed in this episode is the revelation that OMG there are Catgirls...
and there are Battle Bunnies too!
I must admit, I suspected that the one thing they would NOT have would be catgirls just to mess with the somewhat hapless SGT. Takeo, but hey I'm not complaining. Battle Bunnies is something that I did not foresee at all. The fact that they're in maid outfits is just icing.
This is the best show EVER!
Ahem...
There is also a medusa, which everyone on the domestic staff is a bit leery of.
"We trained her really good, but still, be careful...she'll kill ya."
The backstory here is that the previous ruler of Italica went to great lengths to hire subject races as civil servants in his town (which could have benefits for what is, after all, a trading hub) and in particular hired cute female members of said races to serve with the rest of his domestic help.
This has two important implications:
1:The former mayor was AWESOME!
2:There are subject races....with all the dark implications that go along with that.
One of the more understated bits of world building in a previous episode was the very dark backstory of the Kain, the exceptional and wise old lady who now runs the house. This is a brutal world, and it is implied that these maids (Human and non) all have similar pasts.
We also learn offhandedly that Itami is qualified to wear a JSDF Ranger badge, which is not quite the same as U.S. Army Rangers, but nevertheless denotes that he has passed a formidable endurance course. Sgt. Kuriabyashi is, unsurprisingly shocked by this.
The concurrent plotlines in this episode concern the raid by the third recon unit to rescue Itami (which is resolved rather quickly) and Princess Pinã ordering her lieutenant, (the Dame Bozes Co Palesti from above) to give her body to Lt. Itami as compensation for his mistreatment at her hands. Apparently, as a nobelwoman, Dame Palisti has been trained from a young age in the fine art of being sold off as a concubine....yeah....ewww. That Itami is a mere soldier rather than someone of comparable station only adds insult to the atrocity.
Fortuitously, for all involved except perhaps Lt. Itami, Palesti once again fails to fulfill her mission, and again this is due to a lack of relevant information...
"The evolution of the situation in the assigned area of operations was non-conducive to the achievement of my assigned objectives."
...Though, in this case her reaction to the unexpected shift in the nature of her anticipated battlespace included an unforced error on her part.The result of this is that Princess PinÄ asks (and receives) permission to visit Arnus Hill...dragging Palesti along to execute if need be.
One thing leads to another and both of them end up being enthusiastically accepted as diplomatic representatives, joining the group being sent to speak before the Diet.
Roary Mercury also invites herself...which I fear canNOT turn out well.
This episode also moved the plot along, setting up a major shift in the direction of two characters (Princess Pinã and Dame Palesti) as well as establishing there are a LOT of really dark aspects to what is, after all, a version of the Roman Empire with feudal elements (tributary states). The dilemma the Princess faced is cringeworthy. She has the weight of the empire and al its subject on her shoulders and she only has the Empire's precedents to guide her as to the likely behavior of the invaders. That it was well established that Bozelle is one of her oldest friends makes her decision (which she clearly dreaded) all the more gut wrenching.
The fact that our heroes aren't jerks and are behaving in a basically rational, non-malevolent manner is a nice touch too.
This show is far better than one would expect from the premise..."Modern Japanese Army invades Middle Earth."
It is actually quite good and has remained consistently intelligent for seven episodes. So if you have not watched this (or gave up after the second episode) I strongly suggest that you add this to your watch list.
UPDATE: Over at Steven's place there is a post and comment thread regarding the design changes between the manga and Anime.This mostly concerns the costume changes , which can mostly be explained by the need to actually animate the show...but some of which are truly bizarre. There is also mention made of the changes to two of the maids to make them appeal to the moe' set, but I think that the anime managed to do something subtle and neat here in the process...
Delilah and Persia (Battlebunny and Catgirl respectively) are much softened in appearance compared to the manga. However, Delilah's bubbly bunnygirl countenance changes dramatically...
...just before the 7 minute mark(when she hears 3rd Recon Unit sneaking in) and shortly thereafter, there is a very brief view of her...
...and Persia...
...with their game-faces on as they go to asses the situation. Later we do see them again with their happy chambermaid masks firmly affixed.
So, while they keep a pleasant facade for honored guests, the show does convey that they have little patience for unwanted ones and are not to be trifled with. I note too that the previous Maquis had kept a Medusa in his staff and the head maid warned Itami that she might kill by accident. I rather suspect that the staff was chosen at least as much for their talents for security as their late employers personal taste.
This dovetails into the fact that this world is fairly dark. It's our HEROES who are the perky happy ones.
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It's hard to blame Pina, really.
She's in a situation where there are no winning moves whatsoever. There's a whacking great army, far superior to anything the Empire possesses or really even understands, already inside the Empire's borders. But they haven't just stormed in and conquered everything yet, despite probably having the power to do so.
The idea that the Japanese just aren't inclined to go a-conquerin' is probably sufficiently outside her experience that it may not have occurred to her at all. It's not really supported by the evidence either, since Arnus is indeed occupied and held in (overwhelming) strength, and the JSDF did just push a patrol into Ithaca.
So why hasn't the JSDF rolled over them? Turn the question around: what would hold back the Empire in a similar situation? They themselves aren't above manufacturing incidents, which means that first in Pina's mind has to be "they just needed an excuse". And that's what Bozes has handed them - a grade-A, bulletproof excuse to kick the absolute crap out of the Empire.
It's completely fair to note that Bozes couldn't have anticipated this turn of events. On the other hand, it's also fair to note that the anticipated consequences for Pina are not merely theoretical; most of the "we're gonna get conquered" scenarios that match her understanding of how things are done do not include her survival, and the rest are mostly worse than that. As far as Pina knows, Bozes has literally signed her death warrant (or bill of sale...) as well as that of the Empire, in exchange for the satisfaction of roughing up one minor enemy officer. So yeah, Pina's anger might not be justifiable, but it's plenty understandable.
(You've couched the phrasing in your post in military-speak, and from the perspective of a modern military, you're completely correct; but Pina's not a professional officer, she's a noble with no real military background. The idea of the flow of responsibility is something that simply wouldn't apply to her, at least in her experience.)
The Empire is a not-nice place. I'll save any discussion of its long-term viability for later in the show, but there really aren't a lot of possible outcomes which would be a win condition for Pina, and definitely none that she'd actually consider a win at this point in the show.
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at Sun Aug 16 18:11:16 2015 (qxzj1)
The dilemma the Princess faced is cringeworthy. She has the weight of the empire and al its subject on her shoulders and she only has the Empire's precedents to guide her as to the likely behavior of the invaders. That it was well established that Bozelle is one of her oldest friends makes her decision (which she clearly dreaded) all the more gut wrenching.
You make a very good point regarding the Empire. It is a pretty dark place. They have slavery, "subject races" and it seems to be a hodge-podge of the Roman Empire and the either the Holy Roman Empire or certain periods of Chinese history. You have this centralized empire with a senate and all the Imperial intrigues and these vassal/tributary states in what looks to be a feudal arrangement. (And they've all had their armies wiped out. If there are huns or mongols or similar...)
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Sun Aug 16 21:09:52 2015 (ohzj1)
Posted by: Ben at Fri Aug 14 00:45:27 2015 (DRaH+)
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OK. I vaguely remember that now (Have not seen Dragonball in 25 years) I knew there was SOMETHING to the dance but this does add a whole new dimension to the gag.
Thanks Steven.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Fri Aug 14 04:43:53 2015 (ohzj1)
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That idea works so well, I want to hear directly from the Gate creator if its true!
Posted by: Siergen at Fri Aug 14 17:22:31 2015 (4pDXl)
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The fusion only lasts half an hour. There's a different way to do it that's permanent but it involves wearing special magical earrings and Rori isn't wearing any.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Wed Aug 12 17:45:24 2015 (EUXj+)
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As someone who is (or at least pretends to be) a soil scientist for part of her paid gig, I resemble that remark. (Though sadly, I probably don't quite qualify as "young" any more.)
Posted by: fillyjonk at Sat Aug 15 16:25:24 2015 (gf8bV)
Desperation Can Lead to Poor Choices
Nations that are under stress from within or without have historically been prone to attempt unifying their populations and ameliorating or postponing their economic reckoning by military adventure.
....Russia is within the perfect storm of an economic crisis. So, the Russian economy started stagnating in 2013. It was never really able to recover after the 2008-2009 recession, and in 2013 the economy really started to slow down. It's just grinding to almost a halt outside of energy. And so that was the very start of it. Then we had 2014 happen. The situation between the West and Russia over Ukraine eventually, of course, led to sanctions. And then, at the same time as sanctions against Russia, we had oil prices pretty much fall in half. And so it was multiple items put together, in which you had the Russian economy just take a nosedive over the past year and a half.
The wild couple of days in the currency market compounded the damage already done by July’s stock market crash to the Communist Party and President Xi Jinping’s reputation as competent stewards of the country’s economy. Xi has amassed unprecedented political control and eliminated potential rivals through a massive crackdown on both corruption and political dissent. That might be all fine by Chinese citizens as long as the government continues to provide strong economic growth, but it works less well when the government seems incompetent on economic matters. The "Chinese dream†Xi has promised citizens includes not just national greatness but personal wellbeing.
More than 80 million barrels of new strategic reserve capacity is scheduled to start operations this year, and China will continue purchases to fill those tanks, according to Chauhan.
North Korea has the advantage that its economy is already rock bottom and has nowhere to collapse to. However, the drought is causing problems for a country where forestry is serious business.
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What makes you think they're mobys rather than bog-standard men's rights dudebros? Who aren't exactly what you'd call "conservative", they tend to be "greys" outside of the typical blue/red tribal dividing lines, and politically low-information & ignorant.
I had a low-information left-leaning friend throw this one at me yesterday afternoon, so it's making the rounds on both sides of the divide, and definitely being used against conservatives, but then, most "men's rights" dudebro nonsense gets used that way so, sigh, oh, well.
That quote is pretty much the nut graf of Hayek's philosophy, and the properly educated should be able to identify it... the left-leaning friend approved of the sentiment despite not knowing anything about Hayek more than whatever he remembered from what I talked about in his presence back when I was reading The Fatal Conceit a few years ago.
Posted by: Mitch H. at Wed Aug 12 09:39:45 2015 (jwKxK)
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i have no problem with the notion that DBs might drop a bit on this, dropping a bit from time to time is in their nature, but 5 out of 5 is straining credulity given that the facebook page is all about free markets. Again, people who read those sorts blogs are much more likely than the general public to know who F.J.Hayek was.
Now, let me be clear that the notion that every malignant asshat tangentially aligned with the right is a false flag operation is its own kind of stupid. This is a manifestation of the no true Scotsman fallacy and that can lead to its own stupidity and counterproductive outcomes. If one thinks that these people are all Mobys because no one one knows holds those conclusions then one is having a Pauline Kael moment.
However, the fact remains that this species of paranoia is caused by the fact that false flag/concern troll/ Moby/ type stuff DOES go on. It's a basic Alinskyite tactic and ignoring it is not the path to wisdom either.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Wed Aug 12 13:37:09 2015 (ohzj1)
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My reaction was simpler: "who honestly believes that Salma Hayek talks like that?"
-j
Posted by: J Greely at Wed Aug 12 15:02:52 2015 (fpXGN)
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I would consider the first two comments, or at least the first one, a bit different from the last three, because they don't attack her (bitch, bigot) with the same bile.
The first comment is almost reasonable, if you didn't know the joke.
Posted by: Rick C at Wed Aug 12 19:30:10 2015 (FvJAK)
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I had no idea who Friedrich A Hayek was, and other than reading the opening paragraph of his wikipedia page, I still don't.
For some reason, I don't feel much of a lack... and I'm far from being a "dudebro", other than being a sports fan.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Thu Aug 13 00:45:20 2015 (jGQR+)
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I had no idea who Selma Hayek was. F.H. I knew from my economics classes. My comparative economics professor thought very highly of him (granted, that was basically a class of why communism sucked and why the suck was unavoidable, heh.)
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at Thu Aug 13 11:23:02 2015 (qxzj1)
Hmmm...I guess duckbro doesn't have the same connotations.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Fri Aug 14 04:47:52 2015 (ohzj1)
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If you want a TL;DR version of Hayek and his relevance to popular topics...before "Epic Rap Battles of History" was a big thing (I think) the YouTube channel "EconStories" did Fear the Boom and Bust: A Hayek vs. Keynes Rap Anthem and Fight of the Century: Keynes vs. Hayek Round 2.
They're pretty awesome.
Posted by: Ben at Fri Aug 14 17:20:33 2015 (DRaH+)
The Alien Battle Station We Call Ceres Continues Slowly Charging Its Main Gun
One of the Brickmuppet's Crack Team of Science Babes discusses the continuing mystery of the bright spots on Ceres.
"When I find out who put that damned, irresponsible, Hoaglandesque post title over MY head. I am going to break my foot of in their a.."
Oh dear.
In lieu of expert commentary, we will go with the short, quick version:
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I don't think it's glowing; it just has a substantially higher albedo than anything around it. Which probably means it's covered in water ice or snow.
Double Shifts
...are in my future, probably until school starts.
Here is a gimmick that falls rather short of actually providing original content: YouTubery.
First, while I have lamented my having to work through my vacation, it is financially fortuitous. Sakuya here provides yet more reasons to be thankful.
The latest MMD upgrade (Version 9.23) looks pretty impressive.
It appears that they've fixed that, umm, bug the older versions sometimes had animating skirts.
Given the exuberantly elaborate costumes many of the Touhou characters wear, I was looking forward to seeing how this new upgrade would look animating those outfits.
Alas...
They don't seem to be using this impressive bandwidth and number crunching ability to animate...the dresses.
I do not deny that this has its own charm, but it does lack...something.
A couple of the young ladies above, (Yuyuko in particular) are generally represented as being rather zaftig...so I'm going to assume that this is non-canon.
5 scantily clad comely young lasses dancing by the pool. If this is not your cup of tea, then no harm no foul, but if you really don't comprehend the reasoning behind this then you may have deeper issues than I can address in a blog comment.
As to the "fannish in-jokes".... Hong Meiling is wearing her hair in Chinese meatballs to establish her (undead) ethnicity rather than the usual butcher beret and Tang-Zhuang trousers / cheongsam combo, Sakuya still has her hairstyle and throwing knives, Sanae has her frog and snake hairpices, I have no idea who the other redhead is but it may be the drummer Raiko Horokowa whose outfit has a similar color scheme. Finally Yuyuko is, as is typical, wearing an outfit multiple orders of magnitude more elaborate and modest than the rest.
However these highly specific examples of fan service are just incidental to the primary themes of the video's fan service which is female anatomy, choreography and fluid dynamics.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Mon Aug 10 11:29:53 2015 (ohzj1)
Also, it's "That Pool". On DLSite someone offered a computer model of That Pool compatible with several major renderers; this AMV may have used that particular model.
From episode 6 of GATE, which is educational as well as entertaining.
I did like the medic pointing out that Itami's taking only female prisoners from the survivors (giving the rest to the princess) was actually a humanitarian gesture.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Sat Aug 8 16:08:54 2015 (jGQR+)
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Ringlets are small circular ring-shaped curls (as opposed to long spiral curls). Many women get them naturally, but they can also be created by curling irons or curling papers/curlers/curl rags.
Drill hair is not natural. Human hair does not really work that way. I suppose one could get a perm that looked that stupid, but why? And yet it is an anime thing, I guess because European hair is a fantasy object for illustrators to do strange things with.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Mon Aug 10 02:52:56 2015 (ZJVQ5)
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To explain better, a spiral curl is in the shape of a helix or spring and curls as it hangs down. A ringlet is a shorter amount of hair that is shaped like a circle (or of hair that hangs straight and then is curled into a circle only at its ends).
I suppose that the Rose Knight just sleeps with two giant curl rags in her hair, which has a sort of utilitarianism. But there has to be magic involved when it stays that way all day while riding. (Insert rant about perfect movie hair here.)
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Mon Aug 10 03:03:53 2015 (ZJVQ5)
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Anyway, drill hair is a type of spiral curl, which was my original and forgotten point.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Mon Aug 10 03:06:24 2015 (ZJVQ5)
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The things around her face are "kiss curls" or sometimes "spit curls." There are other names for them, and sometimes one sees circular singlet kiss curls.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Mon Aug 10 03:10:43 2015 (ZJVQ5)
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Mon Aug 10 03:28:46 2015 (ohzj1)
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Sadly, I am actually pretty ignorant about hair. A lot of women have a lot more technical knowledge of this stuff, without even getting into the actual cosmologists out there. I actually learned more in the SCA than in regular life, albeit I recently ran into an early 19th century French book talking about this stuff in great detail in re: powdered wigs for men (just going out of style).
They say everybody is geeky about something.... A lot of women are into hair minutiae.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Mon Aug 10 22:16:09 2015 (ZJVQ5)
A Wacky School Outing
The latest episode of School Live continues last week's flashback to the club's first field trip...to the local mall.
Now, our heroines have a very specific list of things they are supposed to get, (mostly in the hardware dept). Naturally, they hit music stores, clothing stores and try on bathing suits.
Hijinx ensue...
"We did NOT break any of these. That is our story and we are sticking to it!"
The pacing in this episode is a bit off, but it remained thoroughly entertaining (the John Carpenteresque soundtrack was inspired). there are some questions raised though.
The flashback contains what may be flashbacks or could be dishonest narration...given that they are from the point of view of Yuki, who is cuckoo for cocoa puffs. This, for instance, causes me to ask all sorts of questions...
This is just fuzzy enough that it could be someone other than it appears to be or the situation might be slightly different than it appears. It certainly wouldn't be the first time that Yuki's viewpoint and memories have been misleading.
We now know that the shambling consumers are not blind to their surroundings because of the glow-sticks.
A mall seems to me to be about the third worst place other than a hospital or subway station to go in this situation. A small grocery and hardware store would look to have been far safer raid targets.
As always with this show please avail yourself of the spoiler tags in the comments.
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I AM relieved by the lack of a Nazi space fortress as well.
Posted by: Mauser at Thu Aug 6 07:12:55 2015 (TJ7ih)
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I dunno man, that black spot in the Northwestern quadrant has me worried.
Also...IS that the Northwestern quadrant? I mean the moon's tidally locked so do we reverse the far side or what?
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Thu Aug 6 11:09:20 2015 (ohzj1)
I watch this happening over and over and I imaging to myself the moon stopping in the middle and exploding like it was hit by a beam from the death star.
I suspect there is much about the Brickmuppet's life that he has not yet shared with his readers. As Arthur Conan Doyle once said, it is "a story for which the world is not yet prepared."
Posted by: Siergen at Fri Aug 7 21:37:55 2015 (4pDXl)
Yeah, there's been a LOT of perfunctory posting recently.
As "blog" theoretically means Biographical log, for those interested, there is a disquisition on the banal reasons for this extended programming anomaly below the fold.
As compensation, here, courtesy of GATE, (this season's surprisingly enjoyable and intelligent fantasy) is Tuka, Chuka or possibly Tsuka.
However her name is transliterated, the art is by Otono Fei.
OK This is Neat
An old ad for the Seawolf amphibian variant that was aimed at military customers. I'm skeptical about the claim this you tuber made in the title, but I particularly like the boarding operation at 7:00 and "ninja mode" at 8:25.
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I love Lakes, but knowing what I know now, I would prefer a Caravan on amphib floats.
Caravan is obviously a turboprop. If I'm reach enough to own and operate an airplane like that, I do not want to deal with pistons and avgas.
The payload is way better for Caravan. Duh.
It's easier to operate. Consider what it takes to dock a Seawolf or any other Lake in a marina. You basically can't do it, so it must be based on land.
It is possible that a Lake can take rougher seas, thanks to its higher free height (or what's proper English term for it - a "dead height"?). But personally I do not see it buying me a lot. If I have to feal with seas around Bahamas or, heaven forbid, Bermuda, I want a real flying boat. Heck, give me Be-200 in such case.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Wed Aug 5 23:03:41 2015 (RqRa5)
Post Title Goes In This Field: Remember, Post Titles Should Be Short, Only Two Or Three Words And Be Humorous If Appropriate And Possible, However, Above All They Should Be Relevant To The Topic Of The Associated Post. For Frack's Sake Don't Write A Whole Friccking Paragraph.AND DON'T FORGET THE POST TITLE! Thank You.Management.
How Much Will 150 Billion Dollars Buy?
Obviously, production and sales tax issues aside, one could purchase 150 billion of those sketchy Dollar Tree steaks. However, one would not be Iran, which is getting 150 billion in frozen assets freed up as part of the deal to...ummm....slow their acquisition of nukes.
That is a hell of a lot of planes. It's an especially large number of tankers, though if they are serious about power projection 4 fighters per tanker is not unrealistic...it just means the Iranians have given a lot of thought to logistics and other non-flashy assets an air-force needs.
The cost estimates come from Wikipedia and Global security and are WAGs only that don't take into account associated ordinance purchases, training or fuel costs. However, 18.5 billion leaves a lot of wiggle room for these and other pointy, sharp things before 150 billion is reached and its not like the 150 billion is their budget...it's extra.
A few things about this story.
Iran can't actually take delivery for a few years under the terms of the agreement and it's likely that most of the planes couldn't be built /delivered for some time anyway. However a chunk of the Chinese order (and possibly the Russian one as well) actually appears to be a preexisting order from 2007, which was frozen because of the sanctions, so its possible that some of the planes have been built and also conceivable that the ex-post facto nature of the arrangement could allow delivery sooner than normally allowed. That is unclear, but the deal is so full of unpleasantness that it is not beyond the realm of possibility.
This story itself is thinly sourced. It has popped up in a couple of places, but it seems to always refer back to the DEBKA story or a Wall Street Journal article currently behind a paywall. However, It is well within Iran's financial means and similar numbers of planes were being ordered in 2007 so it is very plausible.
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Most international arms dealing country actually don't like dealing with Iran due to their propensity of not paying their bills (this is even without sanction). Don't read too much into it. Iran have the habit of making headline screaming deals and then the deal fall apart 2-3 years down the line when their counterpart realize that they're not getting paid.
Posted by: BigFire at Thu Aug 6 08:16:54 2015 (pNmmq)
Compounding these problems is the fact that Microsoft can't count. This is either the thirteenth or the seventeenth edition of Windows depending on how one counts. Neither of those numbers is equal to 10.
It get's worse. As we all remember, following the new numbering system adopted after Vista, the last edition was Eight which means that in REALITY, we're discussing...
All of Microsoft's desperate obfuscations cannot save them from mockery by anonymous Touhou fans.
Back when I was working, when I was a senior engineer, I used to do a lot of interviewing. Coming up with reasonable questions is a pain, and one I used was "What is the most useless error message you've ever seen?"
My own answer was "Syntax error", a common error message from early compilers. Someone did better though: it was an error message from the first PC BIOS: "Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue."
But I do believe that your picture, if genuine, has topped them all.
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Microsoft Basic on the TRS-80 Model 1 Level 1 had only three error messages: What?, How?, and Sorry.
But that machine had 4K each of ROM and RAM, so they had an excuse. Not so much these days.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Wed Aug 5 02:16:13 2015 (PiXy!)
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Hrm. Wikipedia says that Level 1 Basic was Tiny Basic plus changes by Radio Shack themselves, not Microsoft. Microsoft wrote Level 2 Basic for them later.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Wed Aug 5 02:28:40 2015 (PiXy!)
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I think those old PS/1 Keyboards were hot-pluggable, so that error message made a certain amount of sense. Plug in the Keyboard and press F1.
It does come in handy to still have wired keyboards and mice around. When I was rebuilding Himawari (Avoid Seagate drives) many things, even my BIOS could read my wireless USB Keyboard. Except the screen at the beginning of CHKDSK. Unless I wanted to sit through ANOTHER 8 hours while it failed, I have to have a keyboard I could plug in to kit a key to abort. (Likewise, an early version of the Seagate utility on a bootable CD couldn't read the wireless mouse.)
Posted by: Mauser at Wed Aug 5 05:12:45 2015 (TJ7ih)
Completely unconfirmed scuttlebut sourced to people who have claimed they talked to Rooster Teeth employees is that the third volume of RWBY will NOT premiere at RTX this year but that it is tentatively scheduled for late fall or early winter.
PESHAWAR, Pakistan—Six leading figures of the Pakistani Taliban pledged allegiance to the terror group ISIS, one of them claimed in an audio message released Tuesday.
(There is no word on their position regarding Lion hunting.)
However, the possibility of Pakistan straight up using their atomic weapons in a war is nontrivial. A lethal 12 hour long gunfight in an Indian border town has thrown tinder on the hot-plate that is India and Pakistan's relationship. This despite the fact that no lions were harmed during the incident.
Conditions are ripe for a crisis in this strained environment, even more so if a terrorist attack on Indian soil—such as Monday’s—is traced back to extremist groups supported by Pakistan's Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI). These rising tensions make crisis management more difficult and increase the risk of a conflict with nuclear dimensions.
Pakistan and India have been to war several times and Pakistan's statement that they consider battlefield nuclear weapons to be legitimate equalizers should certainly give one pause since once nukes start popping off all in a conflict where both sides have them, all sorts of nastiness is likely to ensue.
Here is an estimate of the soot cloud that would be generated by 100 nuclear weapons of 15 kiloton yield going off over cities.
The scale on the bottom measures reduction in watts per square meter.
These estimates tend to lean towards the pessimistic, however, this study assumes blast yields somewhere between approximately one half and one quarter those of the underground tests the countries have conducted and since both countries had stockpiles of around 100 weapons in 2011 (and have been building them up since) the number of blasts modeled is perhaps half what one would see in a real war. It concludes that growing seasons would be reduced between 10 days and a month in many parts of the world.
Smoke emissions of 100 lowyield urban explosions in a regional nuclear conflict would generate substantial globalscale climate anomalies, although not as large as in previous "nuclear winterâ€scenarios for a full-scale war (11, 12). However, indirect effects on surface land temperatures, precipitation rates, and growing season lengths (see figure, page1225) would be likely to degrade agricultural productivity to an extent that historically has led to famines in Africa, India, and Japan after the 1783 1784 Laki eruption (13) or in the northeastern United States and Europe after the Tambora eruption of 1815
This does not include estimates of ozone layer depletion which might persist for as much as 5 years. These models should be taken with a grain of salt of course, but it is apparent that if India and Pakistan go at it full on it would cause problems worldwide.
There has been little coverage of the deteriorating situation between the two nations in the U.S. media which is remarkable given that many of the hypothetically targeted cities in the studies contain zoos, which in turn might contain....lions.
Fortunately, no negative impact upon any lions is considered imminent, hence the lack of interest by the media.
Ukranian 'rebels' are reportedly building a dirty bomb, ie: a conventional explosive laced with radioactive substances to increase its lethality, or at least fear inducing effect. Like everything coming out of the confused region this should be treated with some skepticism, especially since the media has determined that it does not merit extensive coverage despite the fact that, if true it would be an obvious threat to the proud people eating lions of Kiev.
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With respect to the scale on the map: Doesn't earth, in the daylight, get something on the order of 500-1000 W/m^2? (I know it's 1000 W/m^2 in orbit above the atmosphere) Would a 0.01 W/m^2 haze layer be noticeable without instruments?
(Obviously better not to have that happen than have it happen, but it seems to me that the main effects of nuclear weapons that need to be worried about are very much in the target area. i.e. The world won't be turning into a cinder: The targets will be turning into a cinder, and we can't really expect western handwringing over the end of the world to deter other countries (much less crazy ones like NK or Pakistan.).)
Posted by: EccentricOrbit at Mon Aug 3 07:14:44 2015 (GtPd7)
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PS: Your CAPTCHA seems to be stuck on asking the same question over and over.
Posted by: EccentricOrbit at Mon Aug 3 07:15:41 2015 (GtPd7)
Doesn't earth, in the daylight, get something on the order of 500-1000 W/m^2? (I know it's 1000 W/m^2 in orbit above the atmosphere) Would a 0.01 W/m^2 haze layer be noticeable without instruments?
I honestly don't know. I doubt that 0.01 would register against Chinese factory emissions, but I think 0.1 (which also appears in places on the.gif) might be relevant.
The study has the exchange take place in late winter early spring, which is bad for the northern hemisphere since even a tiny reduction in wattage to the surface would reduce snowmelt and warming, so, the timing is probably worst case. There is some affect in the southern hemisphere as well.
I suspect these nuclear winter scenarios are sexed up, a bit but the fact that the number of and yield of the bombs was so minimalist for a full war between the two countries. (I'd figure 150-200 detonations of 40-100 kilotons) that the low estimates might correct for any oversestimation in effects.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Mon Aug 3 07:39:32 2015 (1zM3A)
Even if the captcha isn't cycling, for the time being it's still enough to exclude all the spambots.
Jim Dunnigan's "Quick and Dirty Guide to War" is excellent and has been updated several times since it came out. It makes for chilling reading.
When it was originally written (1990?) it said the most likely place for a nuclear exchange was between India and Pakistan, following this scenario:
A new serious border war breaks out between the two nations, and India's military prevails. Indian military units enter Pakistan and head for the major cities. Pakistan then uses nukes in its own territory to stop the Indian invasion.
India then bombs Pakistan in retaliation and it eventually escalates to a city-swapping duel.
I can't really argue with that scenario; it makes too much sense to me. And until Iran completes its arsenal and makes good on its threat to nuke Israel, this scenario still seems like the highest probability of nuclear war on the planet.
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